A Bro never divulges the existance of The Bro Code to a woman. It is a sacred document not to be shared with chicks for any reason… no, not even that reason
Whether he cares about sports or not, a Bro cares about sports.
Bro Code # 1
- NEVER . DATE . your BRO’S . SISTER …. never ..
Bro Code # 2
- DRINK before you sleep .
Bro Code # 3
- Say what you mean, mean what you say … AND SAY IT AS MEAN AS POSSIBLE ! >:D
Bro Code # 4
- Your fridge is my fridge ..
Bro Code # 5
- Never covet your Bro’s girl ..
If Barney Stinson says it is true, it must be true
|—||Barney Stinson (via lessonslearnedfromhimym)|